(1962) I Know What He Wants For Christmas... But I Don't Know How to Wrap It**, by Kay Martin & Her Bodyguards

(1962) I Know What He Wants For Christmas... But I Don't Know How to Wrap It

by Kay Martin & Her Bodyguards

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1.	Hang Your Balls On The Christmas Tree 02:08	buy track
2.	I Want A Casting Couch For Christmas 02:30	buy track
3.	Come On Santa, Let's Have A Ball 01:08	buy track
4.	The Night Before Christmas Binge 02:02	buy track
5.	Santa's Doing The Horizontal Twist 02:14	buy track
6.	Santa's Going To Be Late Tonight 01:55	buy track
7.	The Girls Were All Happy 01:25	buy track
8.	I Know What You Want For Xmas 03:06	buy track
9.	A Funtastic Panorama Of On-Stage Humor 16:21	buy track

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Here's the wildest Christmas fun album you'll hear in this century or any other! It's strictly for adults and loaded with a daring broadside of the sexiest, most delightfully naughty songs, stories and spicy chatter ever recorded."

The scandalous songs of singer and comedienne Kay Martin sound downright modest by today's standards, but her mirthful musings raised plenty of eyebrows in the "Mad Men" era of the early 1960s. And she's at her best in this holiday collection, which came to the attention of the holiday record collecting world when songs from it showed up on a series of musicologist Eddie Gorodetsky's privately issued holiday tapes in the 1990s.

Since then, the record's cult status has grown so much that "I Know What He Wants for Christmas...But I Don't Know How to Wrap It" has become one of the most sought after holiday LPs ever released, and now we are proud to present this kitschy classic on Bandcamp...

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released December 1, 2023

Drums – Don Miller
Songwriter – Jess Hotchkiss
Songwriter, Accordion, Piano, Organ, Vocals,
Arranged By – Bill Elliott

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